mydrunkkitchen:

don’t you hate it when you feel like you’re not who people think you are but you’re like aw man who you think i am is exactly who i wanna be!!!!

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
-- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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bookmad:

one of my favorite hobbies is staying up extremely late to read and pretending like i won’t regret it later

same

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Anonymous: Team up with Taco Bell for the release of Looking for Alaska and make bufriedos a thing.

fishingboatproceeds:

God that is such a terrible/wonderful idea. No one mention this to Taco Bell or Paramount or they will totally actually do it.

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